i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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