who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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