I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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