why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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