she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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