i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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