Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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