I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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