Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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