i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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