who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
COCAINE IS GR8
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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