apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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