im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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