real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Congratulations! We have a period
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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