Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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