That reminds me...we need to get swords
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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