so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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