I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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