how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
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