glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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