Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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