no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
