I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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