Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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