what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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