glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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