i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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