Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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