Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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