I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
another moral hangover. fuck.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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