It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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