I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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