I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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