Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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