Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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