I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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