it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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