yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Why are your pants in the freezer?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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