Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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