I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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