....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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