It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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