she looked like the before picture.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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