Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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