i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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