is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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