i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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