Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
i am craving dick and cupcakes
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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