The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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