Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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