I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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