Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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Sorry, invalid areacode. Here are some texts you might like though.

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(424): View more from California

You just made me feel so damn special

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(612): View more from Minnesota

When are you freeeeeeeeee?

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My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen

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(862): View more from New Jersey

You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby

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(647): View more from Ontario

The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.

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(530): View more from California

that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.

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The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant

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This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life

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