Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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