You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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